Joel and Callum Rap:   Yr 6 Holy Trinity & St.Silas

A hip, hop
Feel the rhythm of the pop.
We’re giving you all that Joel and Callum’ve got.
A hip, hop
Feel the rhythm of the pop.
We’re giving you all that Joel and Callum’ve got.

I was born on the 8th of May
I remember well that funny day.
I was in my mother’s womb
Though I have to say it was like an Egyptian tomb.
Nothing to do, didn’t have to breathe
But because it was warm didn’t want to leave.

Suddenly I heard the doctor shout
“I’d like to get the baby out.”
I popped out my head and said
“Watch me walk.”
And everyone was impressed that I could talk.
I danced and tapped around that room
Balaam be do be lamb be lamb be doom.

When I was one I had one thumb
When I was two my hands were numb.
When I was three I went to school
When I was four I became a fool.
When I was five I got roasted alive
When I was six I fell in a beehive.
When I was seven I won the grand prix
When I was eight I swam the whole sea.
When I was nine I tried roasted pheasants
But now I’m ten I’m in the present.

So that’s what I am that’s what I be
With a J and a O and a L and a C.
So that’s what I am that’s what I be
Mr. Joel, Mr. Callum, Mr. Cool, Mr. Me.